Showing posts with label 90s. Show all posts
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Monday, October 27, 2008

Hayao Miyazaki Double Feature

Kaze No Tani No Naushika (1984)

(NausicaƤ of the Valley of the Wind)

In the far future, a thousand years after a nuclear war left the Earth as a nuclear holocaust. The Valley of the Wind, a small kingdom ruled by King Jil struggles for survival as the community tries to defend the Valley from gigantic Ohm creatures and toxic plants that live beyond the Valley in the Sea of Decay, whilst Jil's daughter and heiress to the throne, Princess Nausicaa tries to understand and feels it is wrong to destroy the toxic jungle. The Valley is attacked by the Tolmekian people who plan to destroy the Sea of Decay by using the giant warriors that started the holocaust. After Nausicaa is taken prisoner, she escapes and goes beneath the Sea of Decay where she discovers the toxic plants are not poisoning the air but are purifying the world by draining the air of radiation and toxins. With everything at stake, Nausicaa unites with the Ohms and set out to the Valley to foil the Tolmekians plan of unleashing the Great Warrior before they start another holocaust. Hilarity ensues.

Trivia: After the original, heavily re-written and edited 1980s release of this film in the United States (as "Warriors of the Wind"), which substantially changed the movie, Hayao Miyazaki demanded that any new licensor for his films be contractually bound to do no edits whatsoever aside from a straight translation and dub. Disney (who bought the rights to all of Miyazaki's films except Rupan sansei: Kariosutoro no shiro (1979)) has honored this stipulation. NausicaƤ is the name of a character in Homer's Odyssey. Ohmu means "king of the insects" in Japanese. The "Nausicaans" from Star Trek: The Next Generation were so named because the Star Trek writers were big fans of Japanese manga and anime, and Nausicaa in particular.

This one of Miyazaki's first features and it is a wonderful little film. There are normally three things you can count on in a Miyazaki film. Nature overcoming man, flying machines, and very strong female characters. You get all of these in Nausicaa. The princess, Nausicaa is a warm, kind hearted person adored by all of her fellow countrymen. She is strong, smart, daring, beautiful, and tough. Her compassion for all things living is amazing. She flies a glider with great skill, and the other humans all fly planes. The flying sequences are so vivid and beauitful. The forrest with it's defending insects and deadly spores really is a good way to show what could happen after we destroy our world. This is a wonderful movie and I would highly recommend it and Miyazaki's other movies...and speaking of his other movies...

Kurenai No Buta (1992)

(Porco Rosso)

In Early 1930's era Italy, air pirates, bounty hunters and high flyers of all sorts rule the skies. The most cunning and skilled of these pilots is Porco Rosso, a man cursed with the head of a pig after watching the spirits of the pilots killed in the last air battle he fought in rise to the heavens. He now makes a living taking jobs, such as rescuing those kidnapped by air pirates. Hilarity ensues. Donald Curtis, Porco's rival in the air and in catching the affections of women, provides a constant challenge to the hero, culminating in a hilarious, action packed finale.

Trivia: Porco Rosso was originally planned as a 30-45 minute in-flight movies for Japan Airlines. Director Miyazaki eventually expanded it into a feature-length production. The name of the production studio (Ghibli) is embossed on the engine Piccolo installs in Porco's new plane. Marco Paggot (Porco Rosso's real name) is named after an Italian animator who had worked with Hayao Miyazaki earlier in his career. Miyazaki mentioned in a chat room that the ghost plane scene was inspired from a passage in a Roald Dahl story. Hayao Miyazaki has stated that he prefers the French language cast (in particular Jean Reno as Porco Rosso) over the Japanese cast.

Wait, I bet you are saying, "Will, you just said Miyazaki movies normally have 3 things, that nature stuff, airplanes, and strong female characters. I only see the airplanes." And that is mostly true. Porco Rosso is just about the only exception on the nature vs man part, but...Miyazaki frequently works in pigs as a show of the dark side of man and Porco Rosso is no exception there. Miyazaki does a good job in showing the callous nature of Porco, but on the other hand, he also shows a soft side to Porco. As for the strong female characters? Well, it has them too, in the forms of Gina, an old flame who isn't quite out, and Fio, the 17 year old daughter of Rosso's Italian friend and who redesignes Rosso's plane and, with the help of her many female relatives rebuilds the plane as well.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Lone Star (1996)

John Sayles' murder-mystery explores interpersonal and interracial tensions in Rio County, Texas. Sam Deeds (Chris Cooper) is the local sheriff who is called to investigate a 40-year-old skeleton found in the desert...As Sam delves deeper into the town's dark secrets, he begins to learn more about his father, the legendary former sheriff Buddy Deeds (Mathew McConaughey-hey-hey), who replaced the corrupt Charlie Wade (Kris Kristofferson) as hilarity ensued. While Sam puzzles out the long-past events surrounding the mystery corpse, he also longs to rekindle a romance with his old high-school flame (Elizabeth Pena). Sayles' complex characters are brought together as the tightly woven plot finally draws to its dramatic close.

Trivia: The hands seen laying out the bones in this movie belong to David Glassman, a forensic anthropologist at Southwest Texas State University.

Well, this was a good movie, but it really suffers from truth in advertisements. What I mean to say is that this was marketed as a murder mystery, both in the trailer and in the poster seen above. Then you get into the movie and maybe 20 minutes of the 2 hour and 15 minutes run time is about the murder and trying to solve it (McConaughey and Kristofferson were probably on for less then 5 minutes total). Mostly it is about Sam Deeds trying to get out of the shadow of his father and rekindle a relationship with a woman from his past. Oh yeah, there is a second story arc about a colonel returning to the army base in Rio County and his strained relationship with his father who owns the only "black" bar in the county. This story only serves to flesh out the character of the father who has a minor role in the events that happened 40 years ago. I think it would have been so much better if it had focused on the murder and political intrigue or if it had focused only on Sam and his efforts to rekindle his relationship. It just seems to fall short of accomplishing either. Chris Cooper is excellent as always but I think he seems to fit more into the Jimmy Stewart form of acting. His roles always seem to be the same. A man to is contemplative and introspective. Matthew McConaughey-hey-hey wasn't on the screen enough to tell if he was any good and the same with Kris Kristofferson.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)

Buffy (Kristy Swanson) has the lifestyle any young woman could want. Cheerleading, dating the captain of the basketball team, and copious amounts of time spent shopping with friends. She had no idea of her true calling until a mysterious man named Merrick (Donald Sutherland) approached her and told her that she is the Slayer; one woman called to defend the world from vampires. Reluctant to concede to the fact, Buffy soon learns that Merrick speaks the truth and so begins to take her new life seriously while trying to maintain the sense of normality her life had once been. With her best friends slowly abandoning her, Buffy finds solace in the town outcast, Pike (Luke Perry) , who knows very well the terrors that have arisen. Together, they combat the forces of the old and powerful vampire, Lothos (Rutger Hauer), who has his eyes set on Buffy as hilarity ensues.

Trivia: Buffy's last name is never mentioned in the movie. Not until the release of the series was she referred to as Buffy Summers. In the original version of the script, Merrick committed suicide to escape being turned into a vampire by Lothos, who wanted to know the Slayer's identity so he could dispatch with her. The original script by Joss Whedon was heavily re-written to make the film "lighter". In the original script, Buffy burns down the school gym that the dance is being held in, in an effort to destroy the vampires. In the television series "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" this fact is referred to several times, as the series is seen as a spin-off of the original, unproduced screenplay rather than this film. Alyssa Milano was originally set to play Buffy. This was Hilary Swank's first film.

How in the heck did they convince somebody to make a TV series based on this movie? This movie was extremely corny. Yeah, I know, you're probably thinking "Will, what did you expect? It's a movie about a cheerleader who slays vampires." Well, I would have liked a little more explanation on the background of the slayers was. Buffy goes from "you have got to be kidding me" to "okay, vampires are real and I am a slayer" in about 2 seconds. Also, why does nobody else wonder what is happening to all the people that are disappearing? You can tell when Buffy becomes serious because she stops doing the whole valley girl thing and starts acting like a real girl. Not much of a final fight either. Oh well, Paul Reubens (of Pee Wee Herman fame) was pretty funny as the vampire's sidekick. The television series was much better.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Top 250

Casino (1995)
Number 242 on IMDb's Top 250


Sam 'Ace' Rothstein (Robert De Niro), a mob-connected casino operator in Las Vegas, attempts a civilized lifestyle with his money-conditional wife, Ginger (Sharon Stone). Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci), a boyhood friend of Ace and now a Made-Man of the Mafia, arrives in town with an ambitious agenda of his own that soon disrupts Ace's life. Before long, hilarity ensues as Ginger and her long-time leeching lover Lester (James Woods), along with Nicky's mistakes, causing problems.

Trivia: The word "F***" is said 422 times, including in the narration - 2.4 times per minute on average. The blackjack cheats were using a technique known as "spooking". It is highly illegal. The movie is based on the career of casino boss Frank "Lefty" Rosenthal as portrayed by Robert De Niro's character Sam "Ace" Rothstein. The character played by Joe Pesci, Nicky Santoro, was based on the real-life gangster Tony "The Ant" Spilotro. To avoid the continuity problems that accompany a chain-smoking movie character, Robert De Niro always held his cigarettes the same distance from the lit end so that their lengths never appear to change. The jewelry store owner who gets robbed by Nicky's boys is an actual Las Vegas jeweler. His line "I just got a shipment of diamonds from Israel" was not in the script. Casino was filmed entirely in the Las Vegas Valley. The casino and office scenes were filmed in the famed Riviera Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas Strip and the driving scene in the beginning of the movie was filmed on Fremont Street in Downtown Las Vegas, which is no longer open to automobile traffic.

What is it with good ganster movies having to be so dang long? This movie was 2 minutes shy of three hours, The Godfather 2:55, The Godfather Part II 3:20, Goodfellas 2:20, Once Upon A Time in America 3:49. This movie was by far the most pastel of those movies with De Niro wearing pinks and line greens and tangerine suits and stuff. Out of the three main characters, I would say Sharon Stone did the best but she also had the character with the most emotional swings. De Niro was his solid self playing very natural as he always does, so easy it doesn't look like he is acting. And then there is Pesci. Joe Pesci is a solid actor and did very well in the role, but he always plays the same type of character, there isn't much difference between his characters in Casino, Goodfellas, or Once Upon A Time In America. Hey, I just noticed that, Pesci was in three of the five movie I mentioned above, but more interesting really is that De Niro is in four of the five just missing out on The Godfather. I guess he and Pesci make good gangsters. Another interesting thing about this movie is the narration, it is prevelent all the way through the movie and I like how it switches back and forth between De Niro and Pesci.

Friday, June 15, 2007

The Craft (1996)

Sarah Bailey (Robin Tunney), a sixteen year old troubled teenager with a painful past and a history of suicidal tendencies and hallucinations, moves to L.A. with her father and stepmother to start a new life - and is enrolled into a Catholic school. It is at school that she comes into contact with three unlikely friends, Nancy (Fairuza Balk), Bonnie (Neve Campbell) and Rochelle (Rachel True), all of whom are socially outcast with various problems in their lives that they wish they could fix. Nancy, Bonnie and Rochelle dabble in occult practices, and when they notice Sarah has the powers of a natural witch, they talk her into joining their coven (I thought covens had thirteen members). When Sarah joins, they soon realize that with a fourth witch in the coven they can begin to cast spells they couldn't before, and begin to amend all the things wrong in their lives - but like everything else in life - things come with a price...hilarity.

Trivia: Features over 3,000 snakes including pythons, boas, water snakes, garter snakes, rat snakes, and a 10 foot Amazon constrictor - even rare albino snakes. Robin Tunney wore a wig in this because she had shaved her head for Empire Records. Though all of the actresses playing teenagers were far past teenage years, at the time of filming Rachel True was almost 30 years old. The shots of Nancy being covered in bugs were created by wrapping a life-cast of Fairuza Balk's head and torso in green screen material. The bugs were filmed crawling all over the casting and then digitally composited on top of a live action plate of Balk. On the special edition DVD of this film, Andrew Fleming states in the commentary that the production was geared toward earning a PG-13 rating from the MPAA. They followed all of the guidelines to earn that rating, but in the final outcome the film was rated R because the film dealt with teenage girls using witchcraft.

This was an okay movie and all but there was something missing. It is hard to explain, it needed more something. I'm not quite sure what. The four witches were nice to look at (mmm Neve Campbell) sure but their back stories were not really dealt with in any great detail. They all had problems. Sarah has suicide issues. Nancy's step-father is abusive. Bonnie was burned or something as a child leaving a large burn scar on her back shoulder and upper left arm. Rochelle was teased about her race by a blond girl. But it was like the writers added those facts as an afterthought. (Oh yeah, we need to give these girls motivation to want to be witches and right the wrongs done to them in the recent past) Even the fact that Sarah's mother was a good witch (who died in child birth) was kind of glossed over and her contribution to the story would have flew right past me if I hadn't read the Wikipedia entry.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Of Mice And Men (1992)

George Milton (Gary Sinise) and Lennie Small (John Malkovich) are two men travelling together during the Great Depression. George takes care of Lennie who is mentally retarded because he promised Lennie's aunt he would when she died. All they want to do is raise enough money to buy a small farm so Lennie can raise rabbits. The problem is that Lennie is very strong and can't control his desire to pet soft things, sometimes with lethal consequences. Hilarity ensues as George and Lennie sign on to work on a farm and meet the owner's son Curley (Casey Siemaszko) and his restless wife (Sherilyn Fenn).

Trivia: The girl in the red dress, running through the field at the beginning of the movie, was actually played by Gary Sinise's wife.

It has been a long time since I read Of Mice And Men in high school. But what I remember was pretty well portrayed in the movie. Gary Sinise is his usual solid self and John Malkovich does a good job playing Lennie. Ray Walston also did a tremendous job as Candy, the old guy with the bad hand. Nice solid little movie.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Trois Couleurs: Rounge (1994)

Three Colors: Red represents the third color of the French Flag which represent fraternity. Valentine (Irene Jacob) is a young model living in Geneva. Because of a dog she ran over, she meets a retired judge who spies on his neighbors' phone calls, not for money but to feed his cynicism. The film is the story of relationships between some human beings, Valentine and the judge, but also other people who may not be aware of the relationship they have with Valentine and/or the old judge. Redemption, forgiveness, compassion, and hilarity ensues.

Trivia: This is the final movie for filmmaker Krzysztof Kieslowski (by the way, you pronounce his last name Key-sh-loft-sky). During the scene in the music store, the main theme from White can be heard playing in the background. Citing that it does not meet enough of the necessary guidelines concerning a film's "artistic control" within a foreign co-production, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences disqualified the film from competing as Switzerland's official entry for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. (In an unprecedented move, Switzerland rejected the Academy's offer to submit another film.) Miramax Films' co-chairman Harvey Weinstein persuaded more than sixty industry heavyweights to sign a letter of complaint urging the Academy to reconsider its stance, to no avail. The stars of Kieslowski's other two color movies, Juliette Binoche and Benoit Regent, from Blue, and Julie Delpy and Zbigniew Zamachowski, from White, make cameo appearances in this film.

Like the first film which was bursting with blue and the second was awash in white, this movie is replete with red. Just about everything in this movie is red. It is very striking. In the movie red stands for fraternity or brotherhood. Basically it stands for the personal interaction between people. Like the other two movies, the theme seems to be opposite of what is actually happening. Throughout the film people talk to each other on the phone, and a lot of the scenes are viewed from behind a window giving the whole movie a certain voyeuristic feel, especially the old judge who is shown eavesdropping on his neighbors lives. We also watch as Valentine and a young judge who happens to be a neighbor of hers (and involved with a neighbor of the old judge) seem to live parallel lives to each other without ever meeting. But the cool thing is that unlike the other two films which end with the main character crying, this one ends with the judge smiling as if to say the fraternal love is the most important of the three. It also has a very satisfying ending to both the movie and the trilogy. I highly recommend these three movie and I also recommend watching them close together to get the full picture.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Trzy Kolory: Baily (1994)

Three Colors: White represents the second color in the French Flag, White, which stands for equality. White follows the destructive dynamics of a relationship based upon great inequality as hilarity ensues. Karol (Zbigniew Zamachowski) is a Polish hairdresser working in France. He has a beautiful wife, Dominique (Julie Delpy), whom he loves to obsession, and who is in the process of divorcing him for his inability to "consummate the marriage". Karol loses all of his earthly possessions and is literally driven out of France by his estranged wife. Back in Poland Karol struggles to resolve his deep passion for Dominique with his own helplessness. And he has a plan...

Trivia: Juliette Binoche and Florence Pernel, stars of Kieslowski's Blue, make cameo appearances in this film.

Sorry, I meant to post the three colors one right after another, but I just had to vent about Spider-Man, and now Red is missing in the mail somewhere between Netflix and me, so there might be a movie or two in between these two too. Okay, white, to me, has nothing to do with equality, the color, not the movie. White usually means purity and innocence or intensity. There is nothing pure or innocent about these characters. But I think that is the point, Blue was a about self liberty, but showed that as nearly impossible, so White can be about the opposite also. The funny thing is that White is a black comedy. Okay, back to the equality part. Karol is not equal to Dominique. They live in Paris, but he doesn't speak French. This also hinders him while in court (where you can see Juliette Binoche in the background from a scene in Blue). Karol worships Dominique and many times is shown looking at her from afar, through binoculars, and most of the time from below looking up to her. He realizes that to get her back he has to become her financial equal and here is where the fun starts. And the ending caught me a little off guard. Pretty good movie.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Trois Couleurs: Bleu (1993)

Three Colors: Blue is the first part of Director Krzysztof Kieslowski's trilogy (don't worry, I can't pronounce it either) on France's national motto: Liberty (blue), Equality (white), and Fraternity (red). Blue is the story of Julie (Juliette Binoche) who loses her husband, an acclaimed European composer, and her young daughter in a car accident. The film's theme of liberty is manifested in Julie's attempt to start life anew free of personal commitments, belongings grief and love. She intends to spiritually commit suicide by withdrawing from the world and living completely independently, anonymously and in solitude in the Parisian metropolis. Despite her intentions, hilarity ensues when people from her former and present life intrude with their own needs. Soon, the reality created by the people who need and care about her, a surprising discovery, and the music around which the film revolves heals Julie and irresistibly draws her back to the land of the living.

Trivia: At one point, we see Julie carrying a box which, as a close-up shows, has prominently written across it the word "blanco", Spanish for white; in the next shot we are looking at her from behind, and she pauses in the street as a man in blue passes her on her left and a woman in red passes her on her right. This is a subtle reference to the structure of the Three Colours trilogy - blue, white, red, in that order, mirroring the French flag. For European TV screenings, the scene where Julie has a cat eat the baby mice was cut. For the shot where Julie scrapes her hand along a stone wall, Juliette Binoche was originally supposed to wear a prosthetic to protect her hand, but it looked too obvious on camera. Binoche felt the scene was important enough that she actually dragged her unprotected hand along the wall, drawing real blood.

It is strange when you think about it, how people interpret colors. In this trilogy Blue stands for liberty, White for equality, and Red for fraternity, as it does in the french flag, where as I also think liberty should be White, courage or passion, Red, and loyalty Blue (as in "true blue friend") . One of the reasons I think that I think this way is based on the American flag. That is until I looked it up. In the American flag White stands for purity and innocence, Red, hardiness and valor, and Blue signifies vigilance, perseverance and justice. On the other hand the Lone Star (state flag of Texas) has Blue as loyalty, White as purity, and Red as bravery. So where did I get Liberty White? I realized that I get that from the Houston Texans football team, their colors are Deep Steel Blue, Battle Red, and...Liberty White. Colors provide us with visual cues to the kind of reactions we should have, let's face it, we are a visual race. To me blue is cold, distant, impersonal. (I will tell you what the other colors mean to me when I review White and Red.) This film does show that side of Julie. She withdraws from society, she moves away, seals her house, gets an apartment and does, as she says in the film "nothing." She just exists, she doesn't try to cultivate any relationships, she stays out of others disputes, she closes herself off so that she can liberate herself from all emotions. The thing is that you can't do that, there will always be people around and they eventually bring her back to reality. If you read the labels below to see what the movie is about (drama, comedy, romance, etc.) you will notice that this fits into the music category, so where is the music? Right here. One of the wonderful things about the film is the music. It really plays a part of Julie's life and is more instrumental in bringing her back then the people she meets are. Her husband was a composer and she is one of the only people who could read his notes and work with his music. After his death she really tries to rid herself of it by destroying his uncompleted masterpiece, but the music always brings her back. When she is on the edge of disappearing into herself, the music always brings her back. The film ends as the music plays, but it isn't finished because she isn't finished with it, but it has brought her back. There are only a hand full of films that I can name where music plays such an integral part of the whole experience, Amadeus, Mr. Holland's Opus, both because the music defines the characters and don't laugh at me, Jaws, and Close Encounters of the Third Kind, where the music became a character in the movie.

Monday, April 9, 2007

October Sky (1999)

In 1950's mining town called Coalwood, Homer Hickam (Jake Gyllenhaal) is a kid with only one future in sight, to work in the local coalmine like his father (Chris Cooper). However in October 1957, everything changes when the first artificial satellite, Sputnik goes into orbit. With that event, Homer becomes inspired to learn how to build rockets. With his friends (William Lee Scott, Chad Lindberg) and the local nerd (Chris Owen), Homer sets to do just that by trial and a lot of error. Unfortunately, most of the town and especially Homer's father thinks that they are wasting their time. Hilarity ensues when only one teacher (Laura Dern) in the high school understands their efforts and lets them know that they could become contenders in the national science fair with college scholarships being the prize. Now the gang must learn to perfect their craft and overcome the many problems facing them as they shoot for the stars.

Trivia: The author wished the movie to be called "Rocket Boys," like the book it's based on, but the studio believed that title would not sell well. The compromise title "October Sky" works on two levels: it's the month when the hero is first inspired by Sputnik flying overhead, and it is an anagram of "Rocket Boys"! When the college recruiters approach Homer at the end of the science fair, the last one identifies himself as being from "Virginia Tech", the real life Homer Hickam's alma mater. Although known as Virginia Tech since the early 1990's, at the time the movie takes place, the university was known as VPI. Homer Hickam never actually met Wernher von Braun. Two of the real-life rocket boys, Sherman Siers and Jimmie O'Dell Carroll were combined into one character named Sherman O'Dell. Elsie claims that she'll move to Myrtle Beach after she leaves John. This was where the real Elsie moved after Homer Hickam Sr. (John) died of Black Lung Disease, and still currently resides.

When is was discovered that I had not seen October Sky, one of my sister-in-law Kara's favorite movie, she promptly invited me over to watch her copy. Thanks, Kara, it was a good movie. There were two themes in the movie, old and new, and above and below. First the old and new. John Hickam (the father) represents the old, Homer Hickam (the son) represents the new. They live in a town with an old industry, coal mining, and experience the new, Sputnik, and the rocket age. The town is slowly dying with the mining company. The older son is favored over the younger son in the Hickam family. The older principal vs. the young teacher. And now for the above and below theme. John Hickam works in the coal miners while Homer is looking to the stars. The fascinating thing is that Homer has to go below to be able to reach above, in this case, they put the rockets together in Homer's basement. Chris Cooper, a wonderful actor, also contributes to the above and below theme. Most of the movie he has an intense downcast look but finally, as the boys launch their last rocket and the first one he sees, he finally looks up and his face lights up. This is a very good very inspirational movie. Thanks again, Kara.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Alphabet Project: V is for...

The Virgin Suicides (1999)


A story about five sisters, and their mysterious existence, told in the words of the neighborhood boys who worshiped them and who come together 20 years later to try and solve the mystery of the Lisbon sisters as hilarity ensues. Cecilia (Hanna R. Hall) (13), Lux (Kirsten Dunst)(14), Bonnie (Chelse Swain) (15), Mary (A.J. Cook) (16) and Therese (Leslie Hayman) (17) move with their Mathematics teacher father Mr. Lisbon (James Wood) and their possessive housewife mother Mrs. Lisbon (Kathleen Turner) to a calm suburb house. Their beauty attracts the attention of a group of boys that meet in the house on the other side to watch the girls. When Cecilia commits suicide the other girl withdraw into their home for a time. They eventually start to reach out and re-enter society when Lux meets Trip Fontaine (Josh Hartnett), the handsome football player. When Lux fails to return home after a dance Mrs. Lisbon shuts the girls up in the house and away from society. The girls, desperate for contact with anyone, look to the boys across the street. It is a solitary story of the girls isolation and the sleepy portrayal of how they watched powerless as their fragile lives disappeared.

Trivia: When the boys and girls are calling each other to play songs on the record player, they don't use the standard '555-' phone numbers used in television and film. After she had written the script, Sofia Coppola was heartbroken to discover that another company was already producing an adaptation of the book themselves. However, they were not happy with their script, so she showed them hers and they ended up using it instead.

This was a pretty good film. Kirsten Dunst was probably the most beautiful I have seen her. The whole movie had a soft feel to it. No harsh lighting, no sharp corners, nothing like that as if the whole movie was in a dream. Amanda was able to correctly guess that I was going to be watching The Virgin Suicides so she gets to pick a movie for me it watch and review.

Next Up: "W" This Week's Clue: The theme song, or at least the first two lines of the theme song, are probably more famous then the movie. Last Week's Guesses...um...well, there was only one and it was Amanda's.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Craig (John Cusack), a puppeteer, takes a filing job in a low-ceilinged office on the 7 1/2 floor in a building in Manhattan. Although married to the slightly askew Lotte (Camron Diaz), he hits on a colleague, the sexually frank Maxine (Katherine Keener). She's bored but snaps awake when he finds a portal leading inside John Malkovich (John Malkovich): for 15 minutes you see, hear, and feel whatever John Malkovich is doing, then you fall out by the New Jersey Turnpike. Maxine makes it commercial, selling trips for $200; hilarity ensues when she becomes more interested in Lotte than in Craig, but only when Lotte is inside John Malkovich. John Malkovich finds out what's going on and tries to stop it, but Craig sees the portal as his road to Maxine and to success as a puppeteer. Meanwhile, Lotte discovers others interested in the portal.

Trivia: John Malkovich's real middle name is Gavin - in the movie, his character's middle name is Horatio. Craig discovers that LesterCorp is on the 7 1/2 floor of the Mertin Flemmer building by seeing a "7 1/2" on a building directory in the lobby - at the 7 1/2-minute point of the film. The 1990 Steppenwolf Theatre building in Chicago (Malkovich was one of the first members of Steppenwolf, and remains one today) includes a half-floor used for storage. Several characters in the movie remember Malkovich as having played a jewel thief, even though, as he correctly points out, he never did. However, Malkovich did eventually play a jewel thief in Johnny English (2003). John Cusack actually took some marionette-puppeteering lessons in order to prepare for the film. John Malkovich was approached about this film several times and loved the script, but he and his production crew felt that another actor would fit the role better. Malkovich offered to help produce the film, and aid Spike Jonze in any way, but refused to star in it. Eventually after a couple of years Malkovich's will was worn down and he agreed to star in the film.

This one of the those "I've been meaning to watch but just haven't gotten around to it" movies. It is a very unique premise and they pulled it off pretty good. Cameron Diaz looked nothing like Cameron Diaz. John Malkovich is not one of the hand full of actors that would make me run out to see a picture just because he was in it, but he is a good actor and has interesting characters and in this movie has has to play himself...and he has to play somebody playing John Malkovich. The most interesting parts of the movie were the marionettes. They were performed amazingly.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)

Megan (Natasha Lyonne) is a normal All-American girl who's one of the best cheerleaders on the team, along with having the captain of the football team as the perfect boyfriend. But there are some very unnormal things about her, including the fact that she doesn't like kissing her boyfriend, she has posters of girls in her locker and at home, she's a vegetarian, and she likes listening to Melissa Ethridge. Does this mean that the normal Megan may, in fact, be...a lesbian?!?! Concerned, her parents and friends send her to True Directions, a gay-gone-straight camp led by the well-meaning, yet totally insane Mary (Cathy Moriarty) and the "ex-gay" counselor Mike (RuPaul Charles). As time passes before graduation, Megan starts to come to terms with the fact that she's a lesbian and that she's in love with Graham (Clea DuVall), who stays totally open with her sexuality, even though her parents are ready to kill her if she comes home a lesbian. Will Megan be turned around to successful heterosexuality, or will she succumb to her love for the beautiful Graham? Hilarity ensues.

Trivia: Cathy Moriarty asks a character if she wants to be a "raging bull-dyke." Moriarty received an Oscar nomination for her role in Raging Bull (1980). The song that Rock is dancing to, is "Party Train" by RuPaul. RuPaul plays Mike, one of the counselors, in this film.

This is actually a pretty funny movie full of gay and lesbian stereotypes, like the unpopular girl with the glasses, the Goth girl, the guys who can't catch and are threatened with having to watch sports as a punishment. The absurdity of the True Directions camp brings to a vivid point how idiotic these "straight" camps and "ex-gay" ministries are that allegedly "de-gay" teens. It would be funnier of is wasn't for the scary thought that these camps exist. Try typing "straight" camps into Google. It is sobering. Motto of this story? Just be yourself.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

The Alphabet Project: R is for...

Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)


Showing events from the point of view of two minor characters from Hamlet, men who have no control over their destiny, this film examines fate and asks if we can ever really know what's going on? Are answers as important as the questions? Will Rosencrantz (Gary Oldman) and Guildenstern (Tim Roth) (or is it Guildenstern (Gary Oldman) and Rosencrantz (Tim Roth)) manage to discover the source of Hamlet's malaise as requested by the new king? Will the mysterious players (Richard Dreyfuss and company) who are strolling around the castle reveal the secrets they evidently know? And whose serve is it? Hilarity ensues.

Trivia: Richard Dreyfuss' part was to be played by Sean Connery, who abandoned the film for a bigger paycheck in The Hunt for Red October. The title comes from one of the final lines of "Hamlet", where a British ambassador enters the Danish court to find Hamlet, Claudius, Gertrude, and Laertes all dead. The ambassador's line is, "...To tell [the King] his commandment is fulfilled, that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead." The opening song at the beginning of the movie is Pink Floyd's "Seamus" (Meddle, 1971). The version included in the movie is an instrumental version. The album version has vocals. During the theatre company's performance of pseudo-Hamlet, a sound bit from Pink Floyd's "Echoes" (also from Meddle, 1971) can be heard. The sound of the rapier sword is the first note heard in "Echoes".

I don't know if I would have picked this movie if it wasn't for Ninguelosse and her wonderful blog Cinecism, well, actually, I had never heard of it before, or at least it never registered on my brain. By the way, here is her take on, as she calls it, R+G, I highly recommend that you check it out and become a regular reader, Emily, I owe you a movie (you get to pick a movie for me to watch and review since you guessed correctly). As for the movie, it was highly entertaining. The dialog is wonderful, Oldman and Roth really work great together. The premise is fun, two guys trying to figure out what is happening as a play unfolds around them, when they actually do appear in the play they say their lines and then try to figure out why they said them. During the movie you see sheets of paper blow around the two characters who are oblivious to them, even making some into paper boats and airplanes. The papers are pages from the play Hamlet. Nice touch. And a littler something to confuse you a little more, the characters have trouble all through the movie trying to figure out which one is Rosencrantz and which one is Guildenstern, well, Oldman was cast as Guildenstern and played Rosencrantz and Roth was cast as Rosencrantz and played Guildenstern. Well, I guess you will just have to watch it to figure out that one. Oh yeah, and the movie does seem to be very brown.

Next Up: "S", this week's clue: An undercover cop's life starts to blur as he starts to become addicted to the drugs...while he watches it all unfold on a screen. And now for last week's guesses:

Rob Roy - Honor made him a man. Courage made him a hero. History made him a Legend. In the highlands of Scotland in the 1700s, Rob Roy tries to lead his small town to a better future.

Rain Man - Selfish yuppie Charlie Babbitt's father left a fortune to his savant brother Raymond and a pittance to Charlie; they travel cross-country. Five minutes to Wapner!

Rosemary's Baby - A young couple move into a new apartment, only to be surrounded by peculiar neighbors and occurrences. When the wife becomes mysteriously pregnant, paranoia over the safety of her unborn child begins controlling her life.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

The Alphabet Project: P is for...

Pi (1998)


The mathematician Maximillian Cohen (Sean Gullette) is tormented by a severe migraine since he was a kid, and he uses many pills to reduce his painful headaches. He is a lonely man, and his only friend is his former professor Sol Robeson (Mark Margolis). Max has the following assumptions, which rules his life: (1) Mathematics is the language of nature; (2) Everything around us can be represented and understood from numbers; (3) If you graph the numbers in any systems, patterns emerge. Therefore there are patterns everywhere in nature. Based on these principles, Max is trying to figure out a system to predict the behavior of the stock market. Due to his research, Max is chased by a Wall Street company with obvious interest in the results of his studies, and by an orthodox Jew follower of the Torah, who believes that this long string of numbers is a code sent from God. Hilarity multiplies exponentially.

Trivia: Pi cost only $60,000 to make, most of which was raised in the form of individual $100 contributions from the director's friends and family. When it was later bought by Artisan Entertainment, each contributor got back a $150 return on their investment. The director's mother catered for the film. The movie ends with Jenna asking for the result of the division of 748 by 238. This simplifies to the fraction 22/7, the result is 3.1428 which is a good approximation of pi often taught in primary schools. (3.1415...) by 3 digits. No location permits were secured for any of the scenes filmed. The crew had to have one man constantly serving as a lookout for police so they could stop filming if needed. Yes Impman, the brain used in the film is real.

I really thought I was clever with my clue. What is more American to a mathematician then Apple Pi? Impman, after coming so close to getting O last week, you got Pi pretty quick this week, well done, I owe you a movie. Okay, this was an awesome film. It was gritty. It was captivating. It kept you interested. It was made for 60 grand. You can really see where Darren Aronofsky came from when he directed Requiem For A Dream.

Next Up: "Q" And you thought you had a hard time finding "P" movies. This Week's Clue: We are the mods, we are the mods. We are, we are, we are the mods. Here are last week's guesses:

Prizzi's Honor - Hired killers by day. Devoted lovers by night. Until they found their next assignment was each other.

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Unspeakable Horrors From Outer Space Paralyze The Living And Resurrect The Dead! (Yes, it really is as bad as they say it is)

Phone Booth - A ringing phone has to be answered.

Pulp Fiction - You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.

Pie In The Sky - The only thing that stands in the way of fate and true love is a little traffic.

Phenomenon - Some things in life just can't be explained.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Chasing Amy (1997)

Holden (Ben Affleck) and Banky (Jason Lee) are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams), also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian. Hilarity ensues.

Trivia: When Kevin Smith pitched the idea to Miramax films, he also said that he had written the parts with his friends Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, and Joey Lauren Adams in mind. Miramax, however, wanted to cast people who already had celebrity status, such as Jon Stewart, David Schwimmer, and Drew Barrymore (these three were actually suggested). The film's original budget of $3,000,000 depended on Miramax's support. Ultimately, Smith suggested that he make the movie with his three original actors on his own, and Miramax could buy it for distribution if they liked it. The brothers Weinstein liked this idea, and gave him $250,000 to make the movie (1/24 of the budget of his previous film, Mallrats (1995)). Silent Bob tells Jay that "What he doesn't know about him could just about fill the Grand Canyon". In Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969), Robert Redford says the same thing to Paul Newman. Carmen Lee who played Kim, Alyssa's lesbian lover, was the wife of star Jason Lee. Joey Lauren Adams who played Alyssa was director Kevin Smith's girlfriend. During the scene where Holden and Alyssa are playing darts, men are going in and out of the women's bathroom and women are going in and out of the men's bathroom. The sequence in the club, where Banky and Alyssa compare sexual scars and stories, parodies a similar scene on board the boat in Jaws (1975) between Hooper and Quint.

This is the third movie in the View Askewniverse series. All the movies were written by Kevin Smith and involve the same characters and same locations and reference each other. I love Kevin Smith's dialog. It is intelligent yet irreverent. The plot summary above may sound simple but it was a great movie, nothing simple about it. I still have not seen two of the View Askew movies, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks II. But as of right now, Clerks and Chasing Amy are the two best.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Bond Revisited

The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Bond 19


When oil tycoon Sir Robert King is assassinated in a bombing at M:I-6 headquarters, after recovering $3 million British pounds from a Swiss Bank in Bilbao, Spain, British secret agent James Bond 007 (Pierce Brosnan) is injured in the line of duty trying to pursue the assassin. Fearing Sir Robert's beautiful daughter and heiress Elektra King's (Sophie Marceau) life is in danger, M assigns 007 to protect her as Elektra has inherited her father's legacy, has taken over the business, and is constructing a new oil pipeline. Bond learns a evil terrorist known as Renard (Robert Carlyle), who has a bullet in his head that cuts off his senses so he can't smell, touch or feel pain. Renard was responsible for the assassination of Sir Robert. With help of nuclear scientist Dr. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) and former enemy, Ex KGB agent Valentin Zukovsky, Bond sets out to foil Renard's plan as he plots to wipe out Europe with a nuclear bomb. Hilarity ensues for James Bond as he not only tries to stop Renard, but also begins to question Elektra's motives.

Trivia: The briefing at the Scottish Castle where Bond does not get an assignment due to his injury is the first time that every 00 in the service is seen in one place since 1965's Thunderball- however in the days of the cold war, there was a full complement of nine 00s, whereas in 1999, there are only four (according to Fleming, there is never more than nine 00s at any given time). This also marks the first time that the faces of more than two 00s are seen in the same shot. This film is notable as being one of the few Bond movies in which James himself kills a leading female character. An early version of the script has Bond shoot King in cold blood before she attempts to contact Renard. A long-standing stereotype regarding James Bond is that 007 routinely kills women he beds; in truth, the death of Elektra is the only occasion in the Bond film series in which this undeniably occurs. (It is debatable whether Bond actually kills Fiona Volpe in Thunderball or if she is a victim of her men's poor shooting skills; in GoldenEye Bond causes Xenia Onatopp to be killed by a helicopter, but technically kills only the pilot of the craft himself - and it's debatable whether his earlier encounter with her in the film counts as "bedding". There is some debate whether Elektra, and not Renard, should be considered the central antagonist – and therefore whether she is the first female Bond villain – as it is clear that much of the plot is orchestrated by her, and by the fact that she stood to gain enormously from the whole scheme, while Renard fully expected to die. Indeed, much is made of Bond's slowly coming to suspect that she has been 'turned' by Renard while kidnapped (see above), only to learn from her that it was the other way round. That Bond has fallen in love with her is strongly suggested, and there are subtle connections made between her character and that of the Bond character's late wife from On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Originally, the British government objected to filming the actual MI6 Headquarters at Vauxhall Cross, citing a security risk. However, then Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs Robin Cook said, "After all Bond has done for Britain, it was the least we could do for Bond."

This was Desmond Llewelyn's last appearance as "Q" before his death in December, 1999. The film also introduced "Q"'s successor, credited as "R", played by John Cleese. The name "R" is a joke in the film made by Bond upon their introduction. In future movies, he takes over the job of Quartermaster, thus taking on the title "Q". In Llewelyn's final scene, his "Q" is lowered into the ground while quipping: "Always have an escape plan". It was stated in promotional interviews at the time that this was not intended to be Llewelyn's final appearance onscreen, that he was going to continue with Cleese as his assistant. The scene turned out to be prophetic, as the actor died in an automobile accident only a few weeks after the film's release, at age 85. Llewelyn was the stalwart of the Bond Franchise appearing in 17 of the 19 Bond films before his death, the two he was not in were Dr. No the first Bond film where Major Boothroyd, eventually called Q, was not played by Llewelyn, and Live And Let Die, the first Roger Moore Bond film, where Q does not appear at all. John Cleese will take over the role in the next two movies (at least).

The Characters:

  • James Bond - Pierce Brosnan returns as Bond for the third time.
  • Elektra King - Sophie Marceau. Elektra is the daughter of oil tycoon Sir Robert King, whose mother's side of the family is of Azeri descent and fled the country immediately after the Soviet Union was established. It is hinted that Elektra harbored some resentment toward her father, as Elektra's grandfather had no sons, Sir Robert became the de facto male heir when he married into the family. She was kidnapped as a teenager by the terrorist Renard, and her father refused to pay the ransom on the advice of family friend (and James Bond's boss) M. Embittered, she became Renard's lover and participated in his scheme to bilk money from her family (going so far as to mutilate her ear so Renard could send it to her father as a warning) but pretended to have been traumatized by the kidnapping (Bond thought she suffered from Stockholm syndrome, but may have been blinded by his affection for her.) Ten years later, she secretly collaborated with Renard to blow up her family's oil pipeline and get revenge on her father and M, whom she blamed for her father's betrayal in not paying her ransom years earlier. She and Renard arrange an attack on MI6's London office hoping to kill her father and M. The attack is only partially successful, as M survives. Despite being injured in the attack, Bond decides to offer his services to protect Elektra, believing that Renard will target her next. To throw off suspicion, Elektra accepts Bond's offer and even becomes his lover. When Renard publicly threatened to destroy the pipeline, however, she showed her true colors and kidnapped M. The pipeline destruction, however, proved to be a diversion to further throw off suspicion to her real plan: contaminating the Bosporus with a nuclear meltdown, forcing oil traders to use her family's pipeline to transport the fossil fuel (the rest of the oil routes terminate in the Black Sea, meaning that tankers needed the Bosporus for transport).
  • Dr. Christmas Jones - Denise Richards. Relatively little is known about Dr. Christmas Jones; she is an American nuclear physicist working in Kazakhstan to dismantle nuclear warheads so as to reduce the Russian inventory in line with treaty obligations. A young and highly attractive woman with a penchant for wearing revealing and tight clothing, she attracts much gawking from men, something she dislikes. As a result, Christmas tends to be rather defensive and even aggressive towards the men she meets. She particularly dislikes jokes being made about her forename. On their initial encounter Christmas distrusted Bond, who was working undercover to investigate Renard's presence at a Russian missile facility. Some fans speculate that the American Jones may have attended a British university, as she knew enough about British culture to realize that Bond was lying to her, but this is not supported by the film. When Christmas realized that Bond was not who he claimed to be, she alerted both the authorities and, unintentionally, Renard; as a result, Renard was able to escape with a nuclear warhead. Once she learned of Renard's plot to destroy the pipeline, Christmas assisted Bond in his mission. In classic Bond-movie fashion, she became highly attracted to him, and they consummated their romantic relationship after the end of the mission, prompting Bond's comment "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
  • Viktor Lavrentievich Zokas, AKA Renard, the Anarchist- Robert Carlyle. Renard was trained by the KGB as an assassin, but was let go because of his mental instability. With the cessation of the Cold War, the political climate changes, and he becomes a terrorist. During a mission to thwart one of Renard's plots, MI6 agent 009 tracked him down and shot him in the head. Renard survived the attack, but the bullet could not be removed from his head, and was steadily working its way through his brain toward the cerebral cortex. As it moved, it steadily deprived Renard of his ability to taste, smell, and, most notably, feel. At some indeterminate time, the bullet would reach his cerebral cortex and kill him, but he would continue to function, and indeed grow stronger, until his death, as his inability to feel pain allowed him to drive himself far beyond ordinary physical limits. His unique physical prowess is demonstrated in a grisly scene where he handles scalding pieces of volcanic rock in his hand without so much as flinching. He kidnapped Elektra King, a billionaire heiress, and held her for ransom, which her father refused to pay. Elektra, who was suffering from Stockholm syndrome and so believed herself to be in love with Renard, was infuriated and joined forces with him, mutilating her own ear so he could send a piece of it to her family as a warning. She then "escaped" and remained her former captor's lover in secret. Ten years later, he joined forces with Elektra in a scheme to take control of the world's oil market. In a bold move, they launched an attack on MI6 (a first for the series), which kills Elektra's father, who was visiting the facility. Originally, it is thought their target was her family oil pipeline, but it is later revealed that they damaged the pipeline to cover their real target: all oil supplies except for those belonging to the King family. Renard hijacked a Russian nuclear submarine and intended to introduce weapons-grade plutonium into the sub's nuclear reactor, causing a nuclear meltdown. This would happen in the Bosporus at Istanbul; the ensuing "accident" would contaminate the city and the Bosporus for decades, preventing any shipping from the Black Sea — including shipments of Caspian Sea oil via all existing pipelines except for the King pipeline, which terminated on Turkey's Mediterranean coast.

The Theme Song:

The theme tune "The World Is Not Enough" was performed by Garbage. This is the second James Bond soundtrack composed by David Arnold. Arnold breaks with tradition by not ending the film with a new song or a reprise of the opening theme. Originally, Arnold was going to use the song "Only Myself to Blame" at the end of the film, however, it was replaced by a techno remix of the James Bond theme. "Only Myself to Blame", sung by Scott Walker, and written by David Arnold & Don Black, does appear on the soundtrack album. This is actually the fifth Bond song Black has contributed to. Other films with songs he's contributed to include Thunderball, Diamonds Are Forever, The Man with the Golden Gun, and Tomorrow Never Dies.

The Vehicles & Gadgets:

  • BMW Z8 — Loaded with several Q refinements including ground to air missiles, a key chain that can control the car remotely, and as R proudly points out, six cup holders. It was later sawn in half and destroyed during a battle at Zukovsky's caviare factory.
  • Q Boat — Was an unfinished "fishing boat" created by Q for his retirement. It includes torpedoes and a GPS tracking system. It could also submerge, although this feature wasn't quite finished when Bond took it (the windshield probably hadn't been installed at that time) and forced him to hold his breath while underwater.
  • Omega Watch — Bond's watch has the ability to shoot a grappling hook.
  • Protective Jacket — Q gives Bond a jacket, that when deployed encloses Bond and potentially another person inside a ball. Bond uses it to survive an avalanche when out skiing with Elektra. This gadget appears to be based on the Zorb.
  • X-ray glasses — which Bond uses in the casino to locate the guards' weapons and occasionally see women's underwear. [Source]

The Pretitle Sequence:

We follow Bond to a swiss bank in Bilbao, Spain where upon after retrival of three million pounds a siege takes place. Bond barely escapes the local police, leaving them questioning the mysterious shooting that occured minutes ago. The next day, at the MI-6 Headquarters in London, Q calls Bond in first to meet Sir Robert King then to report on the mission. It was then that Bond discovers that the three million pounds was, in fact, a bomb, but is to late to warn King. The bomb detonates which destroys the Headquarters and kills King. Bond's only suspect happens to be the woman from the swiss bank who blows herself up from a hot-air balloon rather then give herself up after a long boat chase sequence.

Again, it's a Bond movie, it is what it is. There is nothing extraordinary that distinguishes this from the 18 previous ones, although the Elektra King situation was pretty cool. By the way, the worst Bond girl outfit, at the caviar factory, Christmas Jones' purple tight yet frumpy miniskirt thing with white tennis shoes?

Up Next: Die Another Day, Bond 20, It's up to James Bond to discover the connection between a North Korean terrorist and an adventurous diamond broker whose looks may be deceiving.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bond Revisited

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Bond 18


Pierce Brosnan leaps into action as Agent 007 in the 18th film of the highly popular Bond movie series. The unstoppable action hero must prevent a tremendous disaster ripped from tomorrow's headlines. Someone is pitting the world's superpowers against each other - and only James Bond can stop it. When a British warship is mysteriously destroyed in Chinese waters, the world teeters on the brink of World War III - until 007 zeros in on the true criminal mastermind. Bond's do-or-die mission takes him to Elliot Carver, a powerful media mogul who manipulates world events as easily as he changes headlines from his global media empire. After soliciting help from Carver's sexy wife, Paris, Bond join forces with a stunning yet lethal Chinese agent, Wai Lin, in a series of explosive chases, brutal confrontations and breathtaking escapes as they race to stop the presses on Carver's next planned news story: global hilarity.

Trivia: James Bond has a new gun in this film. It is the Walther P99, which is the replacement for his trademark Walther PPK. He picks up the gun in Wai Lin's apartment. Though well-known to British audiences, it probably escaped the notice of most others that Dame Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer, whose characters feud in this movie, played a happily-married couple in the British TV program "As Time Goes By." During the pre-credits opening sequence, Admiral Roebuck's (Geoffrey Palmer) code name was Black King; the Captain of the HMS Chester's code name was White Bishop; M's code name was White Rook whilst James Bond's code name was White Knight. The film made particularly heavy use of gadgetry because some fans thought there was too little of it in GoldenEye (1995). Just before shooting the scene where Bond and Wai-Lin get on the motorcycle, Roger Spottiswoode took Pierce Brosnan and Michelle Yeoh aside - each without the other's knowledge - and told each of them not to let the other get in the driver's seat. The result is in the final film: Bond and Wai-Lin fight over who gets to drive before getting on the bike.

The original title of the film was "Tomorrow Never Lies", which makes sense when you consider media mogul Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce) was creating the next day's headlines in advance, then causing those events to happen. But a typo on an early script draft was adopted by the producers, and "Tomorrow Never Dies" was used instead. Not counting the regular characters of Bond, Q, M and Moneypenny, this is the first Bond movie to contain absolutely no Ian Fleming references (GoldenEye (1995) was named for Fleming's estate; Licence to Kill (1989) used elements from several Fleming stories).

The Characters:

  • James Bond - Pierce Brosnan returns as Bond for the second time.
  • Elliott Carver - Jonathon Pryce. Carver is an international media baron who planned to start a war between the British and China so that his television network, the Carver Media Group Network, could secure exclusive broadcasting rights in China. After learning his wife, Paris, was once Bond's lover and helped him recover a GPS encoder used to send ships off course, he had her killed by his personal assassin, Dr. Kaufman. Paris' murder ignited in Bond a rare emotional attachment to his mission. Carver runs his operations on a stealth boat that can move undetected by radar. Bond and Chinese People's External Security Force agent Wai Lin infiltrate his boat and learn he's going to fire a missile at China so as to start a war.
  • Richard Stamper - Gotz Otto. Stamper is the henchman of Elliot Carver and protege of Dr. Kaufman, a professional assassin. Kaufman trained him in the many methods of torture, especially chakra torture, which involves inflicting the maximum amount of pain on the body's most vital areas. A towering presence at 6 feet 6 ½ inches, his size alone is enough to send fear into the hearts of his intended victims. Kaufman was "like a father" to Stamper, so when Bond killed him, Stamper was determined to get his revenge.
  • Paris Carver - Teri Hatcher. Paris was a beautiful brunette who was a once a lover of Bond's (Pierce Brosnan). He left her behind, however, because his job was too dangerous for a real relationship. She later married TV and news magnate Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce), who led a conspiracy to concoct a war between the United Kingdom and China — a war that his news divisions would have exclusive coverage of, sending his ratings into the stratosphere. MI6 sent Bond to investigate, and he eventually crossed paths with Paris. M had instructed him to seduce her and learn some of Carver's plans. When he saw her again, her beauty was not lost on him, but she was not exactly pleased to see him. When he came up in conversation with her husband, Paris lied that he had dated her roommate and that she barely knew him. Suspecting that the man she had married was up to something nefarious (and out of a need to be with Bond again) Paris went to him after her husband's henchmen tried to kill him. At first he tried to send her away, but they were too strongly drawn to each other. They made love, and Bond confessed that he had left her because she had gotten too close. Paris gave Bond the information he needed, but Carver, who had been spying on his wife, sent his personal assassin, Dr. Kaufman to her room hours later to kill her. Paris' murder ignited in Bond the desire for revenge, shaking his usual professional detachment and clouding his judgement. His eventual partnership with Chinese Intelligence agent Wai Lin brought him back to his senses, however, as well as provided him another lover. Teri Hatcher says that she accepted her role in this movie to fulfill her then husband's lifelong dream of being married to a Bond girl.
  • Wai Lin - Michelle Yeoh. Wai Lin, a spy for the Chinese People's External Security Force, is a formidable opponent, a fierce warrior with incredible skill in martial arts. She first encounters Bond when she is sent to investigate media mogul Elliot Carver's plan to start a war between China and the United Kingdom, a plot he was also sent by MI-6 to foil. The two initially believe they have been ordered to kill each other, but eventually develop a wary mutual trust when they are both captured and imprisoned by Carver's secret partner, General Chang. Bond especially grows to respect her when she playfully, but firmly, rejects his attempts at seduction- the first Bond girl to do so. Carver brings them both aboard his private ship to gloat that he will control the world's media after he gets exclusive coverage rights to the impending war, which will begin when the ship launches missiles at a British craft. At the last minute, however, Wai breaks free and creates a distraction that allows Bond to disable the missiles, kill Carver, and escape with her as the ship self-destructs. She and Bond then give in to the mutual attraction they had both been fighting during the mission, and become lovers.

The Theme Song:

David Arnold composed the score of Tomorrow Never Dies, his first full Bond soundtrack. Arnold came to the producer's attention due to his successful cover interpretations in Shaken and Stirred: The David Arnold James Bond Project — which featured major artists performing classic James Bond title songs. The theme tune was chosen through a competitive process. There were approximately twelve submissions; including songs from Pulp, Saint Etienne, Marc Almond, Sheryl Crow and David Arnold. Sheryl Crow's song was chosen for the main titles while David Arnold's song "Surrender" featuring k.d. lang was used for the end titles. "Surrender," written by Arnold with lyrics by Don Black is a bold, classic-style James Bond theme song. Both songs have the phrase "tomorrow never dies", making this the only film with two legitimate theme songs. The score itself follows John Barry's classical style in both composition and orchestration, together with modern electronic rhythms present in most cues. In addition, themes from "Surrender" appear in various places throughout the score, mainly in the action cues, but it can also be heard in the dramatic "All In A Day's Work" track.

The Vehicles & Gadgets:

  • BMW R1200 motorcycle — Stolen in Saigon, Vietnam, for a chase, ridden by both James Bond and Wai Lin.
  • BMW 750i — Used in Germany, the car has a security system allowing access to no-one, without it first being disarmed via the mobile telephone; the glove box security system is fingerprint-controlled. Armament includes sunroof rockets, deployable caltrops (out of rear bumper), re-inflatable tyres, and a wire-cutter hidden under the BMW logo on the hood. The car may be remotely operated via Bond's mobile phone.
  • Ericsson JB988 mobile telephone — Has several functions: a stun gun, a fingerprint scanner, an electronic lockpick, and a remote-control for the BMW 750i, with a small LCD screen for seeing the roadway when operating remotely.
  • Omega Seamaster diver's wristwatch — Taken from a Chinese safehouse, used to remotely break a glass jar holding a hand grenade.
  • Walther P99 — Taken from the same Chinese safehouse, Bond replaces his trademark Walther PPK with the Walther P99. Since Tomorrow Never Dies Bond has used the Walther P99 in every subsequent film.
  • Gerber Mark 1 — A boot knife that Bond wears on his upper left chest as a backup. He stabs Mr. Stamper with it shortly before Stamper's foot becomes lodged in the firing chamber of the onboard missile. [Source]

The Pretitle Sequence:

The film begins at a terrorist arms bazaar "somewhere on the Russian border." MI6 has sent 007 into the field to survey trades and purchases by the terrorists. One man identified, Henry Gupta, has purchased an American GPS encoder. Upon viewing the evidence of these transactions taking place, Admiral Roebuck overrules M's insistence of further examination of the situation and orders a missile strike upon the position. However, it is discovered moments later that the terrorists have two Soviet nuclear torpedos mounted on a plane which threatens a disastrous radioactive contamination of the area. Bond, using diversionary tactics, steals the plane with the torpedo and escapes before the missile hit, as does Gupta with the GPS encoder.

I still like Brosnan's Bond. He was better then Timothy Dalton. The Bonds are getting more high tech and special effects heavy. The problem is that after 18 of these movies they are really starting to run together and it is hard to come up with original witty things to say. So in that vain...It's a Bond movie, it is what it is.

Up Next: The World Is Not Enough, Bond 19, James Bond protects an oil tycoon's daughter while battling her former kidnapper, a terrorist who can't feel pain.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Bond Revisited

GoldenEye (1995)
Bond 17


When a deadly satellite weapon system falls into the wrong hands, only Agent 007 (Pierce Brosnan) can save the world from certain disaster. Armed with his license to kill, Bond races to Russia in search of the stolen access codes for "Goldeneye," an awesome space weapon that can fire a devastating electromagnetic pulse toward Earth. But 007 is up against an enemy who anticipates his every move: Alec Trevelyan, a.k.a. Agent 006, a mastermind motivated by years of simmering hatred. As Bond squares off against his former compatriot, he also battles Trevelyan's stunning ally, Xenia Onatopp, an assassin who used pleasure as her ultimate weapon. When the horrifying extent of Trevelyan's plan is revealed, Bond must call upon his sharp wits and killer instincts. Hilarity ensues.

Trivia: First completely original James Bond film, without reference to any Ian Fleming novel or short story. Pierce Brosnan's first appearance as James Bond. He was offered the role in The Living Daylights, but lost it due to his contractual obligations to "Remington Steele". Before Pierce Brosnan was cast as James Bond, Liam Neeson, Mel Gibson, Sam Neill, Hugh Grant and Lambert Wilson were all rumoured to be in the running for the role. Several changes had to be made to the script during production because the plot was virtually identical to True Lies (1994) which was being released at the time. The satellite dish used in the end of the film is the same one used in the film Contact. It is the Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico.

The Bond film to follow Licence to Kill (which eventually became GoldenEye) was supposed to be released in 1991 or 1992, but legal squabbles over the ownership of James Bond, disappointing box office results on Licence to Kill, and the death of longtime screenwriter Richard Maibaum, delayed the start of production for several years. Although he was contracted to play Bond a third time, after several years elapsed with no new film, Timothy Dalton announced he didn't want to play the role again. This opened the door for Pierce Brosnan.

The scene where Xenia kills the old man qualifies as the first actual sex scene shown in an official Bond film. (There is a love scene between Sean Connery and Barbara Carrera in Never Say Never Again, but that isn't an official Bond). The body count is around 100. Because the series was caught up in litigation, the six-and-a-half-year hiatus between the release of Licence to Kill and GoldenEye was the longest gap between Bond films since the series first started in 1962. The opening weekend box office gross was slightly altered to $26,205,007. The same last three digits were used in the reports for the opening weekends of the next two Bond films as well.

The Characters:

  • James Bond - Pierce Brosnan takes over as the intrepid British spy. Winner
  • Alec Trevelyan- Sean Bean. Once an agent working for Her Majesty's secret service, agent 006, Trevelyan betrayed MI6 on a mission in Soviet Russia while working with James Bond, who considered Trevelyan his best friend. During the mission to blow up the Arkhangelsk chemical weapons facility, Trevelyan was caught by the base's commander, Colonel Arkady Ourumov, and apparently shot point blank in the head. Presuming Trevelyan dead, Bond continued the mission and escaped in a supply plane. Nine years later, Bond, while pursuing the thieves of a stolen helicopter, is told by Valentin Zukovsky that the head of a crime syndicate known as Janus (previously under suspicion for the stolen helicopter) is a Lienz Cossack. Later, Bond discovers that the head of Janus is none other than Trevelyan himself, and that not only was his execution staged, but he now employs Ourumov, who has risen to the rank of General.
  • Arkady Grigorovich Ourumov - Gottfried John. By the time the main story from GoldenEye takes place, Ourumov is a General and the Russian head of the space division. Previously, he was a former Soviet Colonel in charge of a Russian chemical weapons factory in the pre-title sequence. It is there that he interrupts Bond and Alec Trevelyan in the middle of a mission, shoots Trevelyan in the head and nearly captures Bond, who nurtures a grudge against the Colonel for years afterward, believing that he killed his partner and friend. The shooting was staged though; Trevelyan lives and becomes an international terrorist and thief called "Janus." He employs the now-General Ourumov, who is in charge of the Severnaya Space Facility in Siberia, to help him steal the GoldenEye satellite. Ourumov accompanies Xenia Onatopp to Severnaya, where she murders all the staff she can find. Ourumov later reports to Dmitri Mishkin, who informs him that the Severnaya incident was the work of Siberian separatists and that only one computer technician, Boris Grishenko, was missing. Mishkin criticises Ourumov for coming to such a fast conclusion when unbeknownst to Ourumov, Natalya Simonova also lived and escaped the incident.
  • Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp - Famke Janssen, better known today as one of the X-Men. Xenia, born in the former Soviet republic of Georgia, was a fighter pilot in the Soviet Air Force. After the collapse of the USSR, she joined the crime syndicate Janus, led by renegade MI6 agent Alec Trevelyan. Early in the movie, Bond gets into a car chase with her, meets her at a casino, and places her under surveillance. Her main characteristic is that she apparently can receive sexual satisfaction through killing. Her sadistic sexual proclivities, coupled with her overall lack of conscience, would seem to qualify her as a psychopath.
  • Natalya Fyodorovna Simonova - Natalya Simonova works as a Level 2 programmer at the Severnaya facility, on work involving missile guidance systems. When the treasonous General Ouromov and Xenia Onatopp attack the station with a stolen Tiger helicopter, she is left the only survivor besides Boris Grishenko, who had allied himself with Ourumov and Alec Trevelyan, the plan's mastermind. She attempts to find Boris, whom she believes to be innocent; he meets her in a cathedral and turns her over to Onatopp. Simonova and Bond, who have both been captured by Trevelyan, are trapped in the stolen Tiger helicopter. The helicopter fires missiles at itself, but Bond is able to eject the two, who are subsequently arrested by the Russian government.

The Theme Song:

The soundtrack to GoldenEye was composed by Eric Serra (prolific Bond composer John Barry says he was offered it by Barbara Broccoli, but turned it down). Serra's score has been heavily criticised: Richard von Busack, in Metro, writes it is "more appropriate for a ride on an elevator than a ride on a roller coaster", and Filmtracks says Serra "failed completely in his attempt to tie Goldeneye to the franchise's past." The producers later hired John Altman to provide the music for the tank chase in St. Petersburg. Serra's original track for that sequence can still be found on the soundtrack as "A Pleasant Drive In St. Petersburg". Serra composed and performed a number of synthesizer tracks, including the version of the James Bond Theme that plays during the gun barrel sequence, while John Altman and David Arch provided the more traditional symphonic music. The theme song, "GoldenEye", was written by Bono and The Edge, and was performed by Tina Turner.

The Vehicles & Gadgets:

  • BMW Z3: A convertible, which comes fully loaded with the usual Q refinements, including a self-destruct system and Stinger missiles behind the headlights. The car barely features in the film and Bond ends up trading it for Jack Wade's plane.
  • Cessna 172: Jack Wade's aeroplane, which is shot down while searching for the satellite dish in Cuba.
  • Grappling Belt: Q gives Bond a size-34 belt containing a 23 m rappelling cord and a piton-shooting buckle. When fired, it shoots a grapple attached to high-tensile-strength wire designed to support Bond's weight. Bond uses this to escape from Ourumov and his troops.
  • Aston Martin DB5: The car Bond is seen driving at the start of the film, registration BMT214A. This is not the same car as seen in Goldfinger and Thunderball (that car was registered BMT216A); it appears to be Bond's personal car and re-appears in the next film Tomorrow Never Dies (its appearance at Castle Thane in The World Is Not Enough did not make it into the final film). The car is equipped with a refrigerator in the centre armrest to hold champagne and two glasses, and a communications system including voice commands and a fax machine, which prints out of the in-dash CD player.
  • Armoured train: The armoured locomotive pulling the train in which Trevelyan escapes St. Petersburg is a British Rail Class 20 No. D8188 (TOPS number 20188, which was owned by music producer and pundit Pete Waterman at the time), with the addition of some plating to give the impression of a Russian armour (in the film, Trevelyan mentions that the trains were used to haul mobile ICBMs around the country).
  • Explosive Pen: Q gives Bond a Parker Jotter pen that doubles as a "class-four" (C4) grenade. Three consecutive clicks arms the four-second fuse; another three disarms it. Boris Grishenko unwittingly sets this off at one point, allowing Bond and Simonova to escape.
  • Omega Watch: Bond's watch, standard issue of MI6, can remotely detonate mines and has a built-in laser that can cut through metal.
  • Grapple and Laser Gun: At the start of the film, Bond bungee jumps off a dam, and uses the grapple gun to lock on to the building below. He then uses the gun's built-in motor to pull him down. Once on the building, he uses the laser function to infiltrate the ventilation system.
  • Tank: Bond steals this from a Russian military building. An older T-55 tank was made up to resemble a T-80BV in the film. [Source]

The Pretitle Sequence:

The story begins with Bond destroying Arkangel chemical weapons facility in the Soviet Union, along with his friend and colleague Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean), 006. Trevelyan is captured and shot by Colonel Arkady Grigorovich Ourumov but Bond escapes and blows up the facility, completing the mission. The sequence is notable for two stunts. The second, a plunge off of a cliff and freefall to catch up with a plane that provides 007 with an escape vehicle really pales in comparison with the spectacular bungee jump that starts the film off. At the time it was a world record for bungee jumping and brought to mind Bond skiing off the cliff in The Spy Who Loved Me.

I like Brosnan's Bond. He seems to have a certain je ne sais qui. Xenia Onatopp is one of the better evil Bond girls, she really looks like she is having fun. All in all a good movie. I do also like the addition of Dame Judi Dench as M.

Up Next: Tomorrow Never Dies, Bond 18, James Bond must stop a media mastermind from starting World War III for riches and fame.

Monday, January 1, 2007

Tommy Boy (1995)

Tommy Callahan Jr. (Chris Farley) is a slow-witted, clumsy guy who recently graduated college after attending for seven years. His father, Big Tom Callahan (Brian Dennehy), owns an auto parts factory in Ohio. When Tommy arrives back home, he finds he has a position at the factory waiting for him. His dad also introduces Tommy to the new brake pad division of the factory and to Tommy's soon-to-be 1948 stepmother, Beverly (Bo Derek), and her son Paul (Rob Lowe). But when Big Tom dies, the factory threatens to go under unless the new brake pads are to be sold. Therefore, Tommy must go on the road to sell them, along with the assistance of Richard (David Spade), Big Tom's right-hand man. Will Tommy save the company, or will the factory, and the town, go under? Holy Shnikey, hilarity ensues.

Trivia: When Bo Derek's character comes out of the pool, Tommy says to Big Tom (Brian Dennehy), "Whoa, dad. She's a... ten!" Bo Derek and Brian Dennehy both appeared in 10 (1979). Tommy graduates Marquette University, which was Chris Farley's real-life alma mater. David Spade refused to let the set's stylist work on his hair. This accounts for his hair's tousled appearance in the film.

This is Mick's choice of movie for me to watch because he was able to guess Kinky Boots as my K movie. I was half expecting them to start singing "Oh Tommy Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling..." Huh? That is Danny Boy? Opps sorry. Saturday Night Live alums Farley and Spade do work well together, and being one of the SNL movies, it really isn't that bad. Farley is great as the inept but lovable looney guy, THAT GETS THE GIRL! Whoo Hoo fat guys! Spade is in his element playing the straight guy that is able to insult his way into your heart. Rob Lowe plays one of his creepy roles. IMDb says that Lowe wasn't credited for his role but it was the main bad guy so I don't know why he wouldn't have been, but I can't remember if he was or not.

Anywho, Impman, I have Nanny McPhee so it will be next, Kim, I owe you a movie, and Anonymous Ken, I owe you a movie too and stuff.