Sunday, February 11, 2007

Bond Revisited Recap

Welcome to the long awaited recap of my Bond Revisited series in which I went back and watched all the Bond movies. So lets get started. There have been 21 official movies and two unofficial ones including a parody. So who is the best Bond? Well, here is my list:

1. Sean Connery - The first and by far the best, he set the bar very high indeed.
2. Roger Moore - The Bond I grew up with, his flippant humor made him great.
3. Pierce Brosnan - His movies were filled to the brim with spectacular stunts and he was able to get the feel of Bond right.
4. George Lazenby - A serviceable Bond, but with only one film, he didn't make a big impression.
5. Daniel Craig - He has potential but again, only one film to go off of.
6. Timothy Dalton - For some reason he didn't fit well, maybe he was too serious.

Top Five Villians

1. Auric Goldfinger - Goldfinger - The right mix of genius and viciousness. "You expect me to talk?", "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
2. Ernst Stavro Blofeld - From Russia With Love (Hands Only), Thunderball (Hands Only), You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Diamonds Are Forever - The only multimovie villain, Blofeld was an equal to Bond.
3. Francisco Scaramanga - The Man With The Golden Gun - The million dollar a shot assassin is probably the most formidable of the villains, most of the others are just masterminds who have henchmen do their killing.
4. Dr. Julius No - Dr. No - It's got to be the metal hand that can crush anything.
5. Elektra King - The World Is Not Enough - Not only is she one of the few women villains, she masquerades as a good guy for most of the film.

Top Five Henchmen

1. Jaws - The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker - What more can you say? The Iconic Bond Henchman.
2. Oddjob - Goldfinger - The hat makes the man.

3. Xenia Onatopp - GoldenEye - Over the topp evil.
4. "Red" Grant - From Russia With Love - Probably the most flexible bad guy, he was able to easily pass as an English agent and fooled Bond and came close to getting Bond on the train.
5. Nick Nack - The Man With The Golden Gun - What can you say about a guy that hires men to come in and try to kill his master?

Name That Bond Girl Answers Here are the answers to last week's trivia question. Thought I had forgotten didn't you?

1. Spy for the NSA - Jinx Johnson - Die Another Day
2. KGB Spy - Anya Amasova - The Spy Who Loved Me
3. Spy proficient in Martial Arts - Wai Lin* - Tomorrow Never Dies*
4. Daughter of an Oil Tycoon - Elektra King* - The World Is Not Enough*
5. Daughter of a Mafia Crime Boss - Tracy di Vicenzo Bond - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
6. Daughter of slain undercover British agents - Melina Havelock - For Your Eyes Only
7. Sister of a man who steals two warheads - Domino Derval/Domino Petachi*** - Thunderball/Never Say Never Again***
8. Treasury Agent - Vesper Lynd* - Casino Royale (2006)*
9. Former Army Pilot and CIA informer - Pam Bouvier - Licence To Kill
10. One half of a set of guards - Bambi (or Thumper)* - Diamonds Are Forever*
11. Wife of a TV Magnate - Paris Carver** - Tomorrow Never Dies*
12. Mistress of a High Priced Assassin - Andrea Anders - The Man With The Golden Gun*
13. Diamond Smuggler - Tiffany Case - Diamonds are Forever*
14. Ice Skating Protege - Bibi Dahl - For Your Eyes Only
15. Geologist - Stacey Sutton - A View To A Kill
16. Jewel Smuggler and Leader of a Circus - Octopussy* - Octopussy*
17. The other half of a set of guards - Thumper (or Bambi)* - Diamonds Are Forever*
18. Jamaican Shell Diver - Honey Rider* - Dr. No*
19. Personal Pilot and Leader of a Flying Circus - Pussy Galore* - Goldfinger*
20. Cellist - Kara Milovy - The Living Daylights*
21. Undercover *Wife* of a *Japanese* Fisherman - Kissy Suzuki* - You Only Live Twice*
22. Former Secret Service Agent who became a Multi-Millionaire - Vesper Lynd - Casino Royale (1068)
23. Casino Groupie - Plenty O'Toole - Diamonds are Forever
24. Nuclear Physicist - Dr. Christmas Jones* - The World is Not Enough*
25. Secret Service Staffer with designs on 007 - Mary Goodnight - The Man With The Golden Gun
26. Psychic and Tarot Card Reader - Solitaire* - Live and Let Die*
27. Gold Medal Winning Fencer - Miranda Frost - Die Another Day*
28. Level 2 Software Programmer - Natalya Simonova - GoldenEye*
29. Scientist and Astronaut - Dr. Holly Goodhead - Moonraker*
30. Cypher Clerk station in Istanbul - Tatiana Romanova - From Russia With Love*

* Correct Answers from Ninquelosse.
** Ninquelosse got Carver right, but didn't get Paris
***This was the trick question, Since Never Say Never Again is a remake of Thunderball, the two characters are interchangeable. Because of this answer, all the movies are represented.

Top Five Films

1. Goldfinger
2. You Only Live Twice
3. Thunderball
4. The Man With The Golden Gun
5. Live and Let Die

Well, there you have it. Let me know what you think.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interestingly though he has only made 1 film so far, the critics have said that Craig is the best Bond since Connelly and he puts the B back in Bond, ie Balls!

Will said...

I think that was just hype for the movie. He was good and if he keeps it up he will be able to climb the ladder but we will just have to see.